axleheart:

a tragedy in 10 parts

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

askdetectivegumshoepals:

i live for this part of the ace attorney wiki

thisturtleisneon:

hernameisspooky:

ACTING

THE MORE TIMES I WATCH IT THE FUNNIER IT IS

thisturtleisneon:

hernameisspooky:

ACTING

THE MORE TIMES I WATCH IT THE FUNNIER IT IS

miss lyva nikolaevna did you ever hear of another epileptic who is just like you except they hang cats, torture animals, display blatant signs of not only clinical sociopathy but also incestuous sadomasochistic homosexuality and - the worst one yet - are a nihilist?

askprincessmyshkin:

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Lyeva: No. They, um, sound like a very interesting person, don’t you agree, Karamazova? …Karamazova…?

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Celebrian, Chapter Seven, Part Two

turnabouttoothbrush:

Sorry this took so long. Between spring break and hurrying to finish writing Long Arm of the Law, I didn’t have much time to spork.

On the plus side, we’re so close to being done I can taste it, rather like the way Celebrian tastes ungodly amounts of orc semen. Anyway, today’s tributes are #3, Kiri, and #5, Fallen.

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>trying to finish sporking celebrian

>bishop is here for matthews farewell

>switch tabs to dashboard

>new levels of dashboard roulette